The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
- Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
- When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
- If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
- Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
- Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
- Do not harm little children.
- Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
- When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
satan does not approve of the harming of little kids
satan disproves of rape
satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated
hail satan
Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually
Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity
If he does not stop, destroy him
I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules
This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’
(via ermahgerd-sherlerk)
YOU’RE WELCOME
I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
But…But you sound 100% like Cas!
I didn’t believe that anyone could sound 100% like Cas until listening to this.
DEAN FROWNED LOUDLY
SDKJFHKDSJHF
HERE’s the original fic bUT THIS JUST MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER JFC
AFTER A YEAR
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN
THE GREATEST AUDIO POST IVE EVER HEARD
ANNIE THIS IS IT
So this is making the rounds again.
OMFG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SEND HELP
Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring that much?
(via camilleonbbj)
(via ermahgerd-sherlerk)
his hand looks like a flower blooming
Still the closest his hand is going to be from me
IT’S LIKE AN INSIDE VIEW OF HIM FISTING SOMEONE
There are two types of people in this world
SWEETLITTLEKITTY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
(Source: nobodyvoice)
when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”
(via ermahgerd-sherlerk)
I vote for next april fools day we all change out icons to this
(via aurorinthetardis)
what does Batman like to put in his drinks?
JUST ICEGET OUT
(via aurorinthetardis)
(Source: adelaidekane, via hybridlovelies)
OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL
Jesus… this is art.
(via satan-official)
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
(Source: theboysofwinterfell, via comealongpondifconvenient)
(Source: tesla-tricity, via goblinkinginthetardis)
When people don’t like aspects of my characters.
(Source: gay-legion, via goblinkinginthetardis)
jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
(via whoisryanabe)
