LOL such is life, Alan. Such is life.
I fucking love Alan Carr.
Jesus H. moherfucking christ, since mother-fucking when would Sherlock use fucking google. HOW VERY AMERICANIZED, KISS MY ASS, FUCKERS, THIS IS NOT SHERLOCK HOLMES
the next person who says “americanized” like that i swear to god
you realize google is not exclusively american
you realize you’re talking about BBC sherlock, and this is not an adaptation of that
i fail to see why taking a shortcut is something that sherlock holmes would not do
please go fuck yourself
Google = technology!
ACD!Sherlock was on the very cutting edge of technology! Fingerprinting! Profiling! Other cutting edge forensic science for the 1800s!
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHERLOCK NOT USE GOOGLE? IT’S KIND OF PRETTY ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL FOR THINGS LIKE, I DON’T KNOW, RESEARCH!
Sherlock Holmes is a man who uses every single tool at his disposal to gather information. Google included. I really don’t see why he wouldn’t look up Watson up before she showed up. If he knows he’s going to meet someone, why wait until he’s face to face so that he can deduce everything about their life when he sees them? Isn’t it better to go into a meeting with as much information as he can find? It puts him at an advantage.
“I hate Elementary because Sherlock Holmes uses Google”
oh my god the level of straw-grasping here, is this what the anti-Elementary arguments have been reduced to because this is like christmas
^^^^^ OH MY FUCKING DOGJHSDO
Yeah, that is grasping at straws. It irks me only the tiniest bit that the writers couldn’t find anything that would give away the fact that she used to be a surgeon, though. I might, there must have been SOMETHING. But I guess if there wasn’t, there wasn’t, and google makes perfect sense. Still not gonna watch this show, for a lot of reasons, but I just don’t want people hating on it for reasons that make no sense. It’s probably gonna be pretty clever, to be honest. Not gonna get into why I dislike the idea of it so damn much, but I hope the people who do watch it enjoy it. I also kind of hope it gets cancelled quickly, but DAMN IT I SAID I WASN’T GONNA HATE ON IT ANYMORE
Wait, wait, wait. I know this isn’t the BBC Sherlock, but in that one Sherlock said he researched John because he wanted to impress him and seem clever. Google is researching…possible foreshadowing of their Reichenbach Fall?
Differences between normal people and me: →
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
The only movie company that makes bloopers for animated movies
castielandsherlockstolethetardis:
Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.
OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.
ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC
BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE)
So, is Cruella Jim and Seb’s love child then?
HOLY SHIT YES. CRUELLA IS JIM AND SEB’S LOVECHILD. END OF.
I MIGHT DIE FROM THE GLORIOUSNESS OF THIS POST
I feel like Moriarty broke into 221B and stole John’s cardigan just as a little extra “fuck you”.
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